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Ferrari Strategy

Verb: To do something exceptionally stupid that results in adverse outcomes such as public backlash, financial reprocussions or some other massive copout, often with little to no logical reason or explaination as to why or how it happened.

Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.
Ferrari pulled a Ferrari Strategy by ordering Charles Leclerc to pit, and then screamed at him to stay out as he was driving down the pit lane.

Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.

Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?

Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.
by Sharl Luhclair October 1, 2023
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Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.
"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"
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atari ferrari

Nickname for the Boeing 757, the best passenger airplane ever made.
Did you see that Atari Ferrari take off? It looked like a rocket.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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Ferrari Pussy

A pussy, usually on a young virgin, that is very tight and smooth with no loose lips or protruding beef. It is smooth and streamlined, all tucked in with micro lips. AKA perfect.
L: I bet she has a real nice pussy.

J: I bet she has a ferrari pussy
by J- Dubb August 6, 2008
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Ferrari World

1. A giant museum in Italy.

2. A magical heaven for Ferrari enthusiasts only. Lamborghini owners/fans will be banned
Ferrari Lover: dude, I had a great dream last night. I was in Ferrari World, with a nice red Ferrari.

Ferrari Lover 2: let's go to the museum sometime!
by FerrariDude December 20, 2010
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Ferrari F60

The Ferrari F60, better known as the Enzo, debuted in 2003. Of the 399 units produced, number 001 went to Michael Schumacher, Ferrari's Formula 1 Team Driver, and number 399 was used for magazine shots and drives and later put in a museum. To date, about 3 Ferrari F60 have been involved in accidents and totalled.
The Ferrari F60 is better known as the Ferrari Enzo, named after the company's founder.
by Phil E April 22, 2006
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