Fern St. James

An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.

Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."

by YoMa_ScreensLit October 07, 2020

Furious Fist of the Fern

The puff of smell jutting from a hotboxed car when it rolled down the windows

Wow that car really hit me with the Furious Fist of the Fern when they aired out the car

by Sloth King Waft August 19, 2017

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 28, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 12, 2009

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 06, 2024

Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by September 28, 2022

Fern

Freaky bitch that I'm in love with

Yea me and fern are dating and they're so fantabulous!

by purple girrafe July 09, 2021