Brett Favre

An unsolicited picture of your penis sent via text or email

1. I sent her my "Brett Favre" and she loved it!

2. I iphoned her my "Brett Favre" and she totally slapped me with a restarining order

by Onizen January 18, 2011

Favre

1.(adj) meaning cool, awesome, godly, amazing, or of superior talent
2.(v) doing something amazing, out of the ordinary, or like any of the amazing plays that Brett Favre makes

1. "That move that Paul did was so Favre."
2. "Did you see that? That guy just pulled a Favre!"

by Peter40 January 28, 2008

Favre

A text message containing a picture of ones genitalia that is then sent to another person, generally a co-worker

Yo bro, Mary was totally checking you out during yesterdays lax game.
Hell yeah bro, im gonna send her a Favre after I slam this six pack of natty ice.

by Rusty Shacklefords bastard son October 27, 2010

favretirement

a form of semi-retirement, often characterized by weeks or months of waiting, waffling, wondering, and worriment; common characteristics also include lying, dissembling, persecution complexes, backbiting, media circuses, and incessant complaining about one's treatment at the hands of those one has favretired from, or is contemplating un-favretiring to join; may be caused by an excessive need or desire to have one's ego stroked and the belief that one is deserving of worship, adulation, and much ass-kissing by others, though ironically, the resultant behavior usually results in a significant cost to the reputation of the favretiree.

That guy Brent in accounting is driving me insane; one day he's retired, then he's not, then he's injured his bicep muscle and has to wait to see if it heals enough for him to be able to punch keys on his calculator -- I wish he'd make up his mind and end this favretirement already.

by TheBaxter July 28, 2009

Brett Favre

Future Hall of Fame quarterback and three time NFL Most Valuable Player Brett Favre has angered many fans and supporters with his frequent talks of retirement. In fact, Favre has successfully retired and unretired many times and all sports media outlets have spent a lot of time covering his inability to make and stick to a decision. It is this wavering that created this infamous term.

Commonly used when one person out of a group cannot seem to make a decision and this inability to make a decision hinders the forward progress of the group.

"Just order something off the menu. What are you Brett Favre?" Also acceptable: "Brett Favre-ing" ... Example: "Noah can never seem to make up his mind when we go shoe shopping. He's always Brett Favre-ing!"

by KJtheGreat August 22, 2009

Favretastic

Reffering to the future Hall of Fame Quarterback Brett Favre. Descriping someone doing something really astounding. Expressing higher than normal amazingness.

Man, did you see that guy do that Keg stand? That was Favretastic!!!!

by Chiropractor Man 72 February 4, 2010

favregust

August; the month when Brett Favre always makes his "decision."

It is now Favregust 1st, and Brett Favre will be dragging his ass into training camp soon, after making a dramatic buildup. Brett Favre is a drama queen

by wvmountainqueers August 25, 2010