Dripping Faucet

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.

by All Bets Hedged December 1, 2020

Golden Faucet

Like a Golden Shower but when preformed by a midget or "little person".

Tauna can only get off by watching golden faucet porn cause she feels golden showers are just to messy.

by Chris and Steve October 5, 2007

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

shit faucet

An orifice between your butt cheeks that shit tumbles out of.

I turned on my shit faucet and laid 14" of cable.

by SquishyNipples December 14, 2003

Leaky Faucet

When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet

Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o

by Nswan July 10, 2011

Knocked a faucet

screwing someone over is knocking a faucet.... if lunch starts at 10 and you are counting on someone to bring you your food....and than he doesnt show up.... He "knocked you a faucet".

if youn planned to meet someone at a certain time it is good to show up....dont knock them a faucet

by arojac June 24, 2004

Vietnamese Faucet

The act of defecating on a woman's breasts, then titfucking her until you jizz on her face or chest. Then make her eat the poo.

Jeff: I gave Mindy a good Vietnamese Faucet last night.

John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!

by dinotaur December 10, 2010