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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris 

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

Seraphic feminine 

Having qualities of the divine energies, perfection, sensitivity, vulnerability. The feeling of moist serenity, bohemian.
Seraphic feminine urge to remind yourself of a peach/peachy feeling.
Seraphic feminine by peach.xo August 1, 2022

Dark Feminine Era 

when a sweet female gets her heart broken and turns into a bad B^tch and gives feminine dominance.
Miranda: I’ve finally entered my Dark Feminine Era!

Jasmine: Yes Girl , Show female dominance and pull a him on him!
Dark Feminine Era by badddestbih September 17, 2023

Divine Feminine

A belief of a retarded white bitch thinks she’s better than she actually is. No self awareness whatsoever. Usually some kind of nonce and/or esoterically derived heretic, intertwined closely with neognosticism as per Sophia.
aforementioned dumbass Bitch: “Err, I’m going to vibe into my crystals for you and tell the divine feminine to rape your great aunt”

Angry Welch (feminine) 

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.