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fat fag hag

by homie March 20, 2003
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Bar star fag hag

The girl that goes to bars every night with her gay boy friends. She's usually wearing form fitting jeans. Not too upscale. But, competition for men's attention is fierce (bisexuals, turning men straight) and she should still flaunt her feminine figure. Although, manly-men are typically afraid of the glitter-clad posse, and she has no luck.
You see this gorgeous girl at bars surrounded by all her even more gorgeous boy friends. Being a knowledgeable bro, you warn your fellow bros to steer clear of the bar star fag hag. You won't be getting into her pants tonight.
by Ananas007 November 18, 2011
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Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
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Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man
“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”
by Redbaron February 7, 2020
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Fag hag

A straight friend to help a gay guy/girl pull
"John pulled because he had his fag hag"
"you have to be my fag hag, you can talk to her ugly mate"
by Mike_Hunts June 26, 2014
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Fag Hag

An Old rotten looking female that smokes
"did ya see that one isabel she's a proper fag hag"
by TomotheBollix October 21, 2011
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fag hag

A woman who smokes far too often, to the detriment of her health (used in parts of the UK).
Nobody goes through a 20-pack like our Carol, she's a right fucking fag hag.
by Smallerz August 10, 2016
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