facety

Jamaican slang for someone being cheeky, rude or out of order. Commonly used by black people in urban areas of UK, in early 1960's onwards. Now adopted by the various cultures (youth) of those areas, as much of Jamaican slang has now been.

Jamaican: "Bwoy yu sa facety!"
English: "Na man, you're facety!"

by Connie Wilson July 25, 2008

Facheeka

(Noun)- To be incredibly cute and small/little on the inside; adorable in personality (sometimes in looks).

Katie: Look how cute Jaclyn is today!
Allison: Aww! She is a total facheeka!
Katie: I just wanna pinch her cheeks!

by TotalFacheekas April 30, 2011

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

Facetwat

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

by Foohtube October 5, 2010

Facetoast

The ultimate burn. When someone burns someone else, they have commited "Facetoast".

Friend: Dude, I heard you have a small ****!

You: That's not what your mom said

This is a perfect example of "Facetoast".

by La Chupacabra September 1, 2005

facetime pose

Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.

Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?

by ngiardina June 27, 2010

facetimey

This term is very common in Dartmouth College lingo and might be used at other schools as well because it's a useful term. It essentially refers to someone at Dartmouth who -- unintentionally or not -- spends time in time in public, high-traffic locations on Dartmouth's campus — such as Novack Café, FFB (First Floor Berry), Collis Student Center and KAF (King Arthur Flour Café) — with the goal of being seen. It can also be -- and is more often -- used to refer to someone who is very friendly but also superficial and it frequently has a negative connotation.

Callie is very "facetimey" because she spends her afternoons acting like she's studying in Blobby (Baker Lobby) before heading to Collis for dinner and then working on homework with friends on FFB (First Floor Berry in Dartmouth's Library). Her boyfriend is very "facetimey" too because he's totally unafraid to network with Dartmouth professors and alumni.

by Dahhtmouth student September 30, 2018