Faceraped

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes

Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?

by imthatawesome December 18, 2010

Re-Facebeek

Variants:

* Facebeek (to post things on Facebook, to use Facebook)

* Re-Facebeeking (the activity of performing Re-Facebeek action)

Term used to denote re-posting another person's Facebook post. This is intended to generically include anything that can be re-shared (status updates, posted links, photos, etc.) Its origin is in Tweet/Re-Tweeting for Twitter.

First known usage: early 2009.

"That was a great post, I'm Re-Facebeeking here."

"Re-Facebeeked from Dave's really funny post"

by seattledave May 21, 2009

Faterexia

when someones fat and has the idea that they are skinny.

synonym: FAT LARD
antynom: anerexia

Fat person: Oh my gosh I am so skinny, I should really gain some weight!

skinny person : you have a severe case of faterexia

Fat person : SHUT UP FATTY,

skinny person: agh I am fat , I am anerexic

by hanfeet June 13, 2009

Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

by JADS March 7, 2012

Facemerk

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.

Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!

by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011

Faceberg photo

A photo posted on a social network site that only shows 10% of the total mass of the person, hiding the leviathan mass cropped out, similar to only 10% of an iceberg showing above the waterline.

That chick's avatar is a Faceberg photo, because her ass is 3 feet wide.

by Herb Utzmelz October 23, 2013

Facemelter

A dosage of ketamine large enough to induce a k-hole almost instantly, usually administered by the doctor or one of his disciples.

Dr.Facemelter: "Do you want a facemelter?"
Victim: "Do I ever!"

by Dr.Facemelter December 16, 2009