Fabio

(Noun) someone with brown hair. A Fabio is someone who grew up in the jungle, so he knows how to communicate with animals. Most Fabio’s can read minds too.

(Guy doing homework in a tree)
Person: “that must be a fabio…”

by Jimjimmydemån November 21, 2021

Fabio

A fabio is a born alcoholic. He's also a fuckboy. Unfortunately he doesn't know how to control himself and can quickly fall into addiction. He is gay.

You drink so much! You really became a fabio

by Noeeee12 November 21, 2021

Fabio

Tends to be fucked in while boxing against Nicolas

Yesterday Nicolas punched Fabio, he cried

by SCHWUANZ November 21, 2021

Fabio

Fabio is the best guy in the world and has a 20 inch ****... Don't need to say more

Yoo dude! look at Fabio's *****... wooooow so big

by HellNBack96 November 21, 2021

Fabio

A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.

Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!

by Ejxidjenhdhd November 29, 2021

FABIO

A dickhead. Thinks he is better than anyone else when he really isn’t. Doesn’t know how to impress woman and makes every woman vomit when they see him. He is shy and often smokes weed. Thinks he is a Portuguese God. Only friend is is aircon. Not very smart.

Person 1: Wow I failed in life.

Person 2: Is your name Fabio?

by Bedfordview November 30, 2021

Fabio

Is the worse at video games in the group

But very caring and totally not fat and totally sexy

But fun to be around and make jokes to

Fabios are known for bad gaming

by Nuttynattyshow November 30, 2021