Internet Explorer 7

A complete firefox rip-off, except that it's laggy, buggy, vulnerable to hackers and fail to apply web standard. and oh yes, it completely sucks.
Frankly it's just the ie6 engine with a fancy new GUI.

ie guy: "look, Internet Explorer 7 is sooo much better than firefox, and it has coool tabs too"
you: "are you stupid or something?? firefox have had that since many years and microsoft is just stealing that because the people are stop using explorer, and mozilla care about w3c too"

by falafeln July 6, 2007

Internet Explorer

Easily the worst modern web browser in current existence, and quite possibly one of the worst non-malware programs ever designed for any version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

Internet Explorer is a web browser created and "maintained" by Microsoft. It is infamous for having a ridiculously large amount of security holes -- many of them being pathetically easy to execute and often resulting from sloppy, if not entirely incorrect, code -- as well as extremely poor web standards support. Internet Explorer is effectively delaying, if not actively resisting, the evolution and improvement of the entire Internet.

The only reason to use Internet Explorer is to download Mozilla Firefox, Opera, or Google Chrome.

"Internet Explorer could not load the page at <url>.

Unidentified error"

by DavidJCobb October 29, 2009

Gibson Explorer

A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.

The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Internet Explorer

A waste of hard disk space with three main functions:
1)Download viruses/spyware/adware/worms/windows updates/unwanted porn/glitches/
2)Download Firefox
3)Uploading all of your private information and getting hijacked by everything it downloads.
It seems to be a lot better at the first than the latter.

If internet explorer wasn't integrated into windows, i would delete it.

by firefox is best June 11, 2006

Internet Explorer 7

opera with microsfot's logo. the beta is very buggy and incompatible with many other internet applications.

i installed internet explorer 7 and the my pc would bsod every time i turned it on. i had to boot into safe mode and use system restore to fix it.

by borstalbreakout October 1, 2006

Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage

The title of the most annoying page on Internet Explorer. Formerly known as "This page cannot be displayed".

My sister needs to stop using her computer while I am using mine because when we try to use the internet at the same time, the internet disconnects and I would get a stupid error message that reads "Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage" instead of the page I tried to go to.

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

Internet explorer

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.

"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott

by Johnny_K August 24, 2006