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Wedgie Evans

Power forward for the Denver Nuggets, who enjoys pulling other players' shorts up, and occasionally reaching inside other peoples' legs and grabbing their nutsack and trying to pull it off.

Can also refer to the act of grabbing another man's dick and/or balls during a basketball game.
Man I was gonna dunk the other day but I got Wedgie Evans'd. I couldn't walk for the rest of the day.
by J-Smoove May 27, 2006
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Hotel Evans

Evans Library, Texas A&M University; Refers to the practice of a fish (freshman) in the Corps of Cadets, not caring to return to the Quad for a variety of reasons, checking out a personal study room and taking a long, often much needed nap.
That PT just about killed me this morning. I think I'll head over to Hotel Evans after calculus.
by momoloco September 23, 2009
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Ross Evans

A person who head is square, likes kids, humps his pillow and has very little friends
by LongLiveGeorge BLDM November 3, 2019
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Dirty Evans

When a man is in a threesome with one or two members of the opposite sex he creampie the girl. then that girl will squat over ice cream then squirt the freshly made cream pie as a topping and precedes to share it among the group
the other day me my boyfriend and my best friend tried a dirty Evans which strawberry ice cream
by Mr. Racks June 10, 2020
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Chris evans

-The hottest man alive

Chris evans is sweet , funny and sexy . Chris evans can cheer up anyone with his wonderful charm . Chris evans is best known as captain America but Chris evans is so much more . Chris Evans is not only a piece of man candy but he is also the most brilliant actor I know . Chris evans is not married yet but he knows what he wants . Chris evans loves dogs and has his own adorable dog named Dodger. He is also 6 feet tall .

If I could describe Chris evans in one word it would be charming . Chris evans started his debut on television in the movie not another teen movie in 2001 as jake Wyler. Chris evans lives in his hometown Boston and as of 2020 Chris evans is still being casted in movies and shows . Chris evans first show was opposite sex 2000 . Chris Evans is my future husband too so if your reading this hand off please. Chris evans is a amazing actor who anyone would be lucky to meet . Chris evans has a lot of social media and mostly post political issues or Maders on his Twitter. Chris evans is very generous so most of the time Chris evans is visiting hospitals as captain America. Chris evans started his own site because Chris evans wanted to political figures and people to be more complicated to eachother .
by Marvel actors simp December 20, 2020
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lily evans

“do you know lily evans?”
“do you mean lily potter; harry potter’s mom?”
“yeah she’s a total milf bro”
by lilyevansmilf July 21, 2021
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lee evans

The funniest man alive... peter kay only comes close to the lughs this man creates.
"so u ask yourself, why did I coem in here?" "why are u asking you? you dont fucking know!!"
"look at the sweat, its runnin off me! I need a fuckin wet suit!!"
by Bitch what....? January 30, 2005
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