Easton

Easton. The whitest place on the planet with the most kids that want to be black. Also, the most drug-oriented place in CT. It is easier to get an ounce of weed than it is to get your hands on ciggarettes or alcohol. Quite often there is drug busts/searches (including having K9 search lockers). People are usually such a frequent user of drugs becuase we have a ridiculus sum of money and nothing better to waste it on. Speed/cocaine/heroin/acid/shrooms are also some popular drugs that have frequent users, (just to name a few). By seventh grade most kids have tried/known somone who has tried some form of drug (not included alcohol becuase most kids have tried alcohol already). It is true that freshman in highschool could out drink college seniors under-the-table. It is also true that many sources of people's addictions are from their parents.

REAL conversations that could only happen in Easton...

"Hey, do you have a couple dollars? I'm really hungry."
"Sorry, I only have ten left."

"Dad, I have to talk to you. I smoke pot... and I wanted you to know."
"We should get high together sometime."

by YyYyOoO April 13, 2006

eston

a suicidal fag who hates life and failed a commiting suicide at least 5 times

Look at that fag, he must be Eston

by the last username December 9, 2021

Easton

A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.

Typical after school conversation in easton:

"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."

by Bodinius Maximus April 16, 2007

Easton, Ma

A stereotype of a shitty rich white town, Easton is full of beautiful “parks” that are actually smoke spots that happen to have children play around during the daytime. Probably a decent amount of sexual assault here, but why would we investigate that? Convictions are a bad look for our schools.

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Oh, I’m from Easton, Ma.
Person 1: Where’s that
Person 2: *intentionally avoids mentioning Brockton because they don’t want to be associated with minorities* uhhhh, have you ever been to the Xfinity center?

by ResponsibleCritizen February 13, 2019

Easton Steamer

When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.

Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.

by cz2100 April 21, 2010

Estonia Man

Estonia man is a professional argentinian footballer who is known for stat-padding against a low ranked national team known as Estonia who is ranked lower than India.Messi (Estomia Man)is falsely called the goat for this actions

"Who is Estonia Man?"
"Messuiiiii"

by Mbappe lotin October 7, 2022

Elston

A person with a terrible attitude and no one likes him

Look at elston no wonder he has no friends

by jim bay November 1, 2019