Eruption of Pures

The BEST Pure clan on the game known as RuneScape. They are the "Kings of F2P". They are the #1 F2P clan, known for ending clans trips within 30 minutes.

Eruption of Pures rapes Fatality and Mayhem Makers EVERY single weekend.

by Tru X Killer October 26, 2010

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

guy equation

A simple algebra-type (A, B, C, and D) formula that illustrates the primary brain activity of a typical male when viewing members of the opposite gender.

She: Why do you want to know what size bra I wear?
He: Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, and so I follow the guy equation --- A. We're guys. B. Guys love boobs. C. Double-D.

by QuacksO January 24, 2015

faithful eruption

The act of "blowing a load" in/on/beside the girl you haven't seen in at least 6 months due to a long distance relationship after staying faithful to her for the duration.

I hadn't seen my girl in 8 months, but man ... I gave her the best faithful eruption she's ever had.

by seudoname October 12, 2017

balls equation

the whole earth exists because of this equation

if balls equation never existed your getting fucked fr

by ballsmanfrfr March 27, 2022

Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.

Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!

by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022

testicular eruption

when you have ball cancer the final stage is

Testicular eruption when your balls explode

bro, I’m suffering from stage four ball cancer

you supply’s gonna get cut off!

yeah man testicular eruption’s gonna suck ass

by testicular eruption man April 28, 2023