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Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted
there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter
by scipeo August 29, 2013
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the giant enemy spider

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you see a lot of people didnt know that there was originally supposed to be a boss battle

THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

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by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Wind Ensemble

Noun - A militaristic performance bootcamp built for the sole purpose of drilling music into the heads of once wonderful students.
Wind Ensemble is the inferior band.
Wind Ensemble is torture, whereas Symphonic is paradise.

Wind Ensemble Kid: Aw dam I wish I was in Symphonic Band, it’s so much better.
by Americairo May 19, 2020
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wasabi enema

wasabi enemas hurt
by blistered colon April 9, 2010
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Brain Enema

1. A process to flush the all the current thoughts, views, headaches, and/or attitudes of an individual. Usually involving drugs, a blunt force to the head, electroshock therapy, meditation, frontal lobotomy or other brain altering procedure.

2. A strong alcoholic drink, or combination of alcoholic beverages to induce forgetting about the current situation or problem.
"This headache is killing me, I need a brain emena!"

"I know just what you need to get your ex out of your head. We will go out on town and give you a brain enema!"
by Mr. Davy Jones August 13, 2012
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Coffee Enema

Coffee Enema is a derogatory term for the Coffee Party which is a spin off of the Tea Party.
Will the coffee enemas be marching today?
by Foznots March 6, 2010
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arch enemy

The greatest band making the greatest music in the history of time! They also have a dead-sexy lead singer named Angela Gossow!
Arch Enemy is the greatest band EVER!
by DEATH METAL July 20, 2006
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