elephant talk

Talking without speaking too much. Making someone understand what you mean without actually having to throw a lot of words at them.

Natu is an elephant talker, he doesnt need to clarify himself, people just understand him.

by kabhi May 18, 2006

ugly elephant

The act of tucking your penis between your legs (so it's facing backward) and then mooning someone.

For a real surprise, I rolled down the window and delivered an ugly elephant to the carload of women.

by Larry Bittigary, III April 13, 2008

elephant impression

n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.

The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.

The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.

Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.

Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

white elephant

Term referring to something not particularly useful that has very high cost of upkeep.

Famous white elephants include Olympic Stadium in Montreal, the former Millennium Dome in London and the Concorde jet.

by beau99 April 27, 2010

elephant turd in the room

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.

It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Elephant Flux

When the male sticks his testicles in the females nostrils from behind while simultaneously defecating down her throat.

*heavy panting and during fast paced sex*
Female: “I want you to elephant flux me!!”
Male: “What?”

by SaiBlack November 14, 2020

Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

by devilma June 29, 2009