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Emeral

"While having sex, pull out right before ejaculation. Go in your hand and before the girl realizes it, throw it in her face and shout "BAM, Spice it up a notch!!!"
"I pulled an Emeral on my girlfriend last night."
by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005
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emerald necklace

Just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or STD, making his spooge a greenish color.
"Dude, I got to get to the doctor cuz I was trying to give this bitch a pearl necklace for her birthday, but it came out as an emerald necklace instead. I shouldn't have went to that Thai hooker on my business trip last month... she must have given me gonhorrea."
by Anita Necklace October 10, 2008
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Emerald theatre

A game where the workers take everything so seriously. The mrs/hrs don't even care if the workers do that they only go against the customers.
John: Hey never go to Emerald Theatre on roblox their theatre SUCKS.
by Medic500 October 13, 2020
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eyetalian

eyetalian is how retards say italian
are you eyetalian. no, im italian
by CockityWockity November 23, 2021
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emotallica

Pronounced: E-MOE-TAL-IK-UH

1) A metal band that was once great but now is really sad shell of what they were.

2) Any once good band that now sucks.

3) Any Metallica album after 'And justice for all'.

4) Any metal album or band that sounds emo-like and whines about girls who won't love them enough.
1) Fuck John, the last 2 albums these guys put out were awesome, this new album though is fucking emotallica.

2) Man, what the fuck is this emotallica shit, the whole album is whiners playing lame solos, hurry up and put on some fucking Slayer already.

3) The songs these guys are making now are really showing us their sensitivity and true vulnerability. Ya man, it’s a steaming, reeking pile of emotallica.

4) Jack was sad about his girlfriend leaving him for a real man, so he was angry and put on some emotallica to hide his bawling and sobbing from his roommates.

5) This music is so emotallica that I want to kill myself.

6) If Don throws on any of that emotallica shit he listens to at this party, not only am I going to smash the stereo, I am going to zidown his bitch ass. *note - see zidowned
by Dalkhu September 5, 2008
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Emotality

The mentality of an emo person to hate everything.
That boy has such a depressing emotality.
by DVS TJ March 7, 2009
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Emerald Chat

A chat site aiming to be the next Omegle created by Callan. It offers 1 on 1 chat, video chat, and group chat. Video chat doesn't work most of the time. 1 on 1 chat is mostly horny men, bots, and pedophiles. Group chat is still active getting up to a whopping 10-15 people at a time! This site is linked to 1 kidnapping. Eventually, an infamous user named Zio spammed the group chat with child porn and scat porn. This caused Callan to disable pictures and profile pictures. He later sold the site for $500,000 (he claims). The site remains up to this day although it is not very active.
Guy 1: Hey have you tried Emerald Chat?
Guy 2: Yeah it was just bots, pedos, and kids man.

Callan: I sold Emerald Chat for $500,000 what have you done? You lowlife incel Indian!

Guy: I tried 1 on 1 on Emerald Chat and I met a pedophile who wanted to trade child porn.

New Emerald chat user: Hey I'm new to Emerald Chat, does video chat work? I just see a blank screen.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022
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