by Bennoo March 21, 2008
When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010
a crispy sun dried red head
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010
by biznitches IV April 13, 2010
A TYpE of MARIJUANa That is sort of a mythical type of haze spoken only when under influence of marijuana
by ESCoOO February 18, 2008
Another word for teabagging. You feed downed opponents online dunch, giving them a heaping meal since most commonly you play between lunch and dinner.
by AAA eX November 18, 2008
A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.
Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."
by hey biznitches April 13, 2010