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Drump

A word that has absolutely no meaning. When used correctly, is a good silence breaker.

When said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the "rump".
Adam: Hey everyone, meet Laura. Laura is an abortionist.

(Silence)

James: Drump.
by Ralph Rottenburgh October 1, 2008
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Drump

One who behaves like Donald Trump. Generally considered an insult, as he usually makes a fool of himself, says offensive things, and states opinions as if they were truth. Can be considered a combination of "dumb" and "rump".
"Stop being such a drump, or we're going to have to throw you out. We don't tolerate that kind of behavior here!"
by Pezican March 8, 2016
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drumpfuck

a play on words using a man with very small hands' (Donald Trump) original surname, Drumpf, & the common insult "dumbfuck," which typifies the average Trump supporter's complete lack of capacity for abstract or critical thought.
Good god, did you see the drumpfuck with white power tattoos claiming not to be racist?"

"Never underestimate the stupidity of drumpfucks in large groups."

"Behold the legions of drumpfucks, heralding the beginning of the end of Western Civilization. We had a good run, I guess."

"Ah I remember when the film Idiocracy was satire & not prophetic... damn drumpfucks... All hail the prophet Mike Judge."
by the wiles July 16, 2016
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drump

I wanted to drump that skank all night at the dance.
by treats9q23874 September 6, 2009
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Drumpfed

Any endeavor which has been driven into utter failure through sheer incompetence.

Based on the ancestral family name and business record of a famous megalomaniac whose only major accomplishment is marketing his own name to secure venture capital from credulous investors.
"I totally drumpfed that exam..."
by Fireholder August 19, 2016
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Dumpfounded

Being in a state of amazement due to lack of/excessive bowel movements. (A play on 'dumbfounded')
When one has eaten plenty of roughage & fibre but is still unable to poo. Causing questionable surprise leaving them unpleasantly Dumpfounded.
Also used in the opposite as: When one has had a poor diet for a few days but still manages to produce a well-rounded, hefty dump. Causing an unexpected surprise but leaving them pleasantly Dumpfounded.
by wordsmithjester May 4, 2014
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Drump

The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.
What's all the commotion?

Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump
by bogdog8921 November 24, 2010
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