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Drinklationship

A relationship formed under the influence of alcohol that one would otherwise not even consider making in a sober state.
"Dude, what's up with you and Nancy? Y'all totally hit it off last night."

"Oh, shit. That's just a drinklationship. I don't even remember what I said to her."
by prime4 February 3, 2010
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drinker's dozen

Eleven, or one less than a dozen. The drinker is likely to misplace, break, miscount, or consume one from the fill the full dozen.
Jeff showed up with a drinker's dozen of beer, having drank one on his way. They decided the first team to a drinker's dozen(11) wins.
by Festive.Drink.Night December 6, 2013
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dinkle dank

A dinkle dank is a prosthetic penis in the shape of an exotic mushroom that you happen to keep in your refrigerator. You keep it in their because you have exchanged your penis for a vagina in an effort to store stuff in there, such as a katana, and make it more versatile. By doing so you have to keep your dinkle dank somewhere. In short, or long, your dinkle dank is a refrigerated prosthetic penis.
Man w/dinkle dank: Hey you have your dinkle dank on you?
Man w/out one: Nope sorry, I left it in the fridge, good thing I have my katana in place of it. You want to go eat some dog?
Man w/dinkle dank: Sure, with this dinkle dank I feel like doing anything.
by TinyTowers December 12, 2014
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Dinkleberry

When you drag your ball sac on hot pavement.
My friends gave me a dinkleberry.
by mrgordo April 12, 2022
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Noob Drinker

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.
1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!
by King Jazza! January 16, 2009
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Lone Drinker

That one person at the bar or club who sits alone doesn't talk to anyone and just has a drink by himself
Look at the lone drinker over there I wonder what must be going through his mind
by Harry69 May 10, 2011
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ethan dinkle

Ethan Dinkle. If you couldn't already tell by the name, he's one of a kind. He's always happy and excitable and gets all the ladies, but for no mere lady he gives his heart. For that belongs to the certain few he can't have. He's musically talented and a master of video games, intelligent, and cunning, with a wit as fast as lighting. As well as he's charming, confident, friendly, and moral. I mean, the guy doesn't even cuss. WHO DOES THAT? On top, he's mostly just walking joy, but if you get close to him and he trusts you, he can be very serious should the moment arise. Otherwise Dinkle's just upbeat. And he LOVES chocolate! He is also very dedicated and trustworthy, and very hard working. And lastly...he's a prankster. I mean, did you really think someone else would get on here and write something about me? Psh, too easy.
Person reading this: Really?

Ethan Dinkle: Really. ;)
by Chief S2117 February 23, 2017
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