One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.

P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.

by leigh_12 November 27, 2011

dime a dozen

Anything that is plentiful with little value. Possibly this phrase originated in the early 1900's as a sale discount for candies that cost a penny.

Opinions are a dime a dozen.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

dirty dozen

a group of freshmen sluts at PC that will do anything for sex

"Hey man, i just scored with one of the Dirty Dozen"

by takeonepc January 25, 2004

fucker's dozen

When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.

While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad

I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!

by MtD "making the dozen" May 21, 2006

Half a dozen

The same as the number six, but used by people who think "six" is way too long.

I entered the "No usage of words thought to be way too long when actually short" club and there were half a dozen guys armed with bats looking at me.

by Ekker October 14, 2014

Dozenal

The dozenal system (also known as base-12, duodecimal, or rarely uncial) is a positional notation numeral system using twelve as it's base(instead of 10). The dozenal system is better than the decimal system because 12 has more factors than 10 and fractions are easier to write in base 12, examples of that are 1/3=0.4 ; 1/4=0.3 ; 1/6=0.2; 1/8=0.1; and so on. Dozenalists use the term duodecimal instead of duodecimal, because duodecimal implies base-20, also duodecimal is a decimalist term used mainly by decimalists.

Guy 1: I bellieve in the superior qualities of the dozenal system
Guy 2: I bellieve in the decimal system because I can't think for myself.

by UglyFatBoy98 May 2, 2020

dozen

Abbreviation of “doesn’t” used by kpop stans to describe an idol that doesn’t do anything in their group.

Doesn’t sing, Doesn’t rap, Doesn’t dance

“Worry about your fav being a dozen!”

by hyukaohyeah November 25, 2021