wino's dozen

A case of wine that is a few bottles short of 12

That case of wine was a wino's dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. I wonder where the rest of them went?

by ceebeegeebeethree December 27, 2011

Homos Dozen

When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.

EX 1:

Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine

Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homos dozen if we take just 1.

EX 2:

Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homos dozen

Steele: What a bunch of tools.

by Avoca1 July 19, 2010

Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015

Beaner's Dozen

12 pack of tacos at Taco Bell.

Im gonna get the the Beaner's Dozen at Taco Smell and shit my brains out afterwards.

by Fatstick August 11, 2014

dirty dozens

An adolescent African-American ritualistic verbal game of reciprocal insult, especially against the opponent's mother.

Malcolm's coming-of-age was marked by regular sessions of playing the dirty dozens.

by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

dime a dozen

An expression used to describe something or someone as generic or easy to find.

"Jobs at fast food restaurants are a dime a dozen these days."

by Poiuyt October 25, 2003

jew's dozen

Eleven of an item. Unlike a baker's dozen which is one more than a true dozen, a jew tries to save money/resources, and therefore cheats the buyer out of one doughnut, bagel, pretzel, or whatever is being sold (yet sells it at the price of 12 of the item). Therefore, a jew's dozen is only 11 of something.

Costumer: I would like a dozen kosher hot dogs.
Jewish baker: Here you go, that will be $80 dollars.
Costumer: Wait, there are only 11 hotdogs, and it costs $80 for 12!
Jewish baker: You asked for a dozen, so I gave you exactly that...A JEW'S DOZEN.
Costumer: You're a dirty, cheap bastard.

by WhoamIdontknow February 18, 2009