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Irishman’s Dozen 

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
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Baker’s Dozen 

When you receive a Blowbag, and then squeeze it back onto the person who gave it to you.
So there I was, slamin’ Tina from behind and she freaking Blowbagged me. So I turned her over and gave her my Baker’s Dozen. Fair’s fair.
Baker’s Dozen by Mojomanocho June 30, 2021

Biker's Dozen 

"That looks like a Biker's Dozen."

"You mean Baker's dozen?"

"Nope."

"How many is in a Biker's Dozen?"

"69."

"Nice."

Baker’s dozen 

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times
Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen
Baker’s dozen by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021

Trucker's Dozen 

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
Trucker's Dozen by barkotempo December 21, 2021

Chad's Dozen 

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.
Chad's Dozen by BakersChad March 22, 2022

Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away
Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way
Taker's Dozen by anonymous July 9, 2022