A drink invented by drunk people, for drunk people. You do a shot of tequila and wash it down with a Jagerbomb. It gets you absolutely hammered, but still contains enough caffeine to keep you going until 4am screaming the greatest hits of Donna Summer into the karaoke machine at your local gay bar.
Mate, you should have been there last night. I had three douchecanoes, a pint of wine, and a line of cheap whizz. I woke up holding an owl. It was well Rotherham.
by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016
Get the Douchecanoe mug.I used to have just $47 in my bank account.
Now I'm living in Beverly Hills. And you can to for only 3 payments of $997.
(The fake tits are included in the platinum package: 4 payments of $997)
Order today:
Spots are limited to 7 billion people.
Now I'm living in Beverly Hills. And you can to for only 3 payments of $997.
(The fake tits are included in the platinum package: 4 payments of $997)
Order today:
Spots are limited to 7 billion people.
Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
by I'm a playa... Email playa February 7, 2017
Get the Douchecanoe mug.Related Words
by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017
Get the Doucheapottomous mug.A parasitic energy field encircling the host i.e. the douchebag.
One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.
One must be careful not to get too close to the douchebagosphere, as there is a possibility of becoming a douchebag oneself. Caution must be adherred to at all times when in close proximity to the douchebagosphere.
John: "What is up with that caustic person over there?"
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."
Kevin: "Ah you noticed. Be careful not to get too close to Dave. He has involuntarily succumbed to the dark forces of douchebagosphere, and in turn, become a douchebag. Keep your distance at all times."
by Spastictard November 4, 2017
Get the Douchebagosphere mug."Are you wearing a winter vest with loafers?"
"Ugh yeah it was 15% off at express mens"
"What a douchecanoe"
"Ugh yeah it was 15% off at express mens"
"What a douchecanoe"
by kenley707 February 26, 2018
Get the Douchecanoe mug.
Get the douchekanozzle mug.