by Sai Yuta TJ March 16, 2010
1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff
2: David Hasselhoff
"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"
by WU December 11, 2005
Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.
by CastOff October 16, 2010
A word to describe an individual (usually male) who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another (total dicks), thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas, (or assholes ps. enema). Also they represent the following names: Tristan, Arthur, Simon
by the person (im stupid 8===>) January 25, 2016
It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.
by thegirlnextdoorxx May 17, 2012
The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.
"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
by that nova grrrl June 28, 2013