by Desmond Doss April 24, 2021
Get the Desmond doss mug.When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
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When a friend visits you and you just can't bring yourself to listen to them, even if they are trying to save your head/neck/life/pretty face/teen sex appeal.
Maxime: Don't you dare pull that Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression on me! I'm trying to save you! CAMILLLLEEE!
Camille: Bitch, please.
Camille: Bitch, please.
by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
Get the Desmoulins Sexy Passive Aggression mug.by Arya [PersianJew] December 17, 2008
Get the domo-kun mug.You meet a random girl at the bar and get her to take you back to her place. you do her and shoot your load in her hair then when she gets in the shower you steal her tv.
One night at the bar i saw this hoe from high school, she was a bitch back then so i felt she was worth the five finger dismount.
by Butterbean August 20, 2006
Get the Five finger Dismount mug.A japanese cartoon character, usually seen here in america as an emo icon or on graphic tee's. He is a short, brown, monster - looking charactor with two simple black eyes and quite large mouth.
Domo: If you want to become emo, and you have super strict parents, start by getting a super cute emo icon (stuffed animal) domo is a good example.
by MYxCHEMICALxROMANCExFAN August 16, 2008
Get the Domo mug.The sexist man alive, often worshiped at home as a God of love, happiness, intelligence, and wit. Also can be used to describe someone who is crowded by women and has everything in life figured out.
by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011
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