Doosch

Someone so beyond "understanding" the real meaning you can actually hear the wind woosching through or over their head. Person needs handed their ID10T form.

That dude is driving a pimped out Escalade with a "What Would Buddha Do Sticker." - Buddha wouldn't drive an Escalade - Doosch!

by RealWhirled October 21, 2010

Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.

Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???

by CballznHoney June 24, 2008

dorsch

1. to be an old man.

2. to procrastinate far past a point where it is healthy.

1. He acts like he's 85! What a dorsch!

2. He's been sitting there for 3 hours and wrote nothing? How dorschy is he?!

by Princess Lonxx March 17, 2008

Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010

douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.

"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011

Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011

dousched-upon

experiencing the phenomenon of dousche behavior, comments and overall dousche-ness from another person

Working in restaurant I observe many instances where I am dousched-upon, such as needy guests having the audacity to not tip me.

by daisyflower February 3, 2013