DOINK

Someone who is so idiotic that they can't even complete simple tasks.

Jacob is such a DOINK, he couldn't even fix the sink.

by miss.italy March 11, 2017

doinked

to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. Its an obvious bitch out.

Yo i doinked him right in the face real quick

by david tarullo October 24, 2008

doink chat

A conversation or group meeting involving fat doinks. Very important chats created by none other than the man the myth, the legend, Joseph Urban.

Are you ready for a doink chat tonight?

Don’t sleep on this doink chat!!

by Hackerboy69 February 3, 2018

big doink

Fat blunts you smoke in Amish

I saw this dirty fat guy smoking a big doink in Amish. #Gang

by Wolffz13 September 12, 2017

Bobuk doink

Bobuk doinks are basically doinks that are a whole nother doink commonly used in western PA

Yo that’s a mad bobuk doink you got.. yeah it’s packed with 10gs of ak47

by Easy Muther fuckin E May 6, 2020

Doink Dash

When you're too Bummy Fucked to get out of the house you just pull up that Doink Dash to get that shit delivered to you

Damn bro I just ran out of that stink brinky skunk skunk maybe I should pull up my doink dash and get some delivered to me.

by OmniAPM July 27, 2021

fat doink

Fatter Doinks than other doinks

“You only smoke doinks? Try FAT DOINKS”

by NinoMarino May 19, 2018