Depressed Bitch

When you go through some hard shit and you’re just feeling down

Damn Skye just broke up with Xavier?

Yeah knows he’s a depressed bitch

by DepressedShit April 22, 2018

fake depressed gacha kid

self diagnosed depressed 9-14 year olds who like gacha life and think they’re cool. they growl at people and sing songs like dynasty, human, fight song, angel with a gun, etc. they think being gay is a trend and usually are violent.

“i think i have depression..”
“do u like gacha life?”
“yea why.”
“hahahahahahaha, fake depressed gacha kid!!!”

by OneOfRamona’sEvilEx’s September 28, 2021

Dogpressed

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.

Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.

by idksteven August 27, 2018

Depressed

Depressed: A feeling of sadness and loneliness. When you are depressed you feel like the world is turning on you which might lead to self harm. If anybody has self harm in mind, please don't do it. Speak to a loved one or anyone such as a therapist. Depression is not a joke.

I'm depressed I can't do anything right.
Everybody hates me.

Person 1: Look at that person over there!
Person 2: Yeah, rhey sure do look depressed.

by Your Friendly Dictionary :) July 7, 2018

tumblr depressed

The type of depression that is created out of thin air and seeks nothing but attention, self pity, and re-posts on Tumblr.

BOY 1: Yo did you hear Heather started cutting her wrists because of her newly discovered depression.
BOY 2: Yeah man, I heard she just got Tumblr and prob got Tumblr depressed

by Rickety Wrexked January 25, 2017

Fake depressed kid

A kid that pretends to be depressed for clout on social media apps such as tiktok. Most of them use the sad bart Profile Picture and have shit tons of fidget toys.

Guy: Did you hear about the fake depressed kid?
Girl: Yeah. He got 100,000 likes just for pretending to be "Broken"

by Some random-ass blond guy. May 30, 2021

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013