The round plastic dish that is mounted on the rear hub of all new bicycles. Designed to protect the wheel spokes from the chain when it jumps off the cassette.
Bobby cut off his dork disk, and when his chain jumped off the cassette, it ate the spokes on his new Mavic 819s. Ouch! Thats gonna be expensive
by alpha52 January 13, 2009
Get the Dork Disk mug.1. The blue whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
2. A dork is a blue whale's penis. In today's slang, the word dork is used as an insult (geek, nerd) and many do not know where it comes from.
1. Surfer: 'Whoa dude, look at the size of that whale cock!'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
2. Susan: 'Peter is such a dork, he works on friday nights.'
by Dr. Know April 7, 2005
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by HappySkies September 10, 2007
Get the dork muffin mug.Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010
Get the Slippery Doorknob mug.A: We need to get these documents edited, proofed, printed, and mailed by next week!
B: Call Joe. He's a doer.
B: Call Joe. He's a doer.
by Pollyflopadopolous June 15, 2010
Get the Doer mug.A female character possessing all the traits likely to lure nerdy males into consuming a particular media product and included in that media product precisely for that purpose.
Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.
Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Such characters are usually cute and mousy, possess mathematical or scientific intelligence, often redheaded, generally nonthreatening, etc.
Examples include “Willow” from “Buffy: The Vampire Slayer” and “Chloe” from “Stargate: Universe”
Nerd 1: What do you mean Chloe isn't hot? She's my dream girl.
Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood dork bait for me to get into.
Nerd 2: Well, exactly. She is just too obviously Hollywood dork bait for me to get into.
by dontuseyourrealname3 October 3, 2009
Get the Dork bait mug.When God opens doors no one can shut and when He shuts doors no one can open—when people and circumstances appear to be preventing you from your dream, but God wouldn’t allow the doors to close if they were going to keep you from your destiny.
Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
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