Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.
by çmébort November 17, 2013
Get the ding dong song mug.Someone who you don't want to meet in prison when you have your pants sagging on accident, or in the showers.
Inmate 1: Hey, wheres Jerry?
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
Inmate 2: He ran into a Big Dong in the locker room.
Inmate 1: Oh, he ain't gonna walk right for a week.
by Zadsda December 19, 2014
Get the big dong mug.1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.
"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"
by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021
Get the dong koozie mug.Dropping Dong is when an actor shows his penis in a film. This is usually considered taboo for American Cinema, and ultimately results in the demise of ones career.
Jeremy: "Dropping Dong is totally acceptable now in movies."
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
Mike: "It's not Jeremy, it ends actors careers."
Jeremy: "What do you mean?"
Mike: After dropping dong in Wild Things, Kevin Bacon was reduced to doing straight to video and B movies.
by CrazySasquatch November 19, 2013
Get the dropping dong mug.Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
Get the schlong dongery mug.The scary game played by Koreans, scream ddong chim at a large group of Koreans, they will run off screaming. Known as " poop needle " placing your hands as a gun like shape and pretend to stick it up someone's @$$ will give you satisfying results.
hanwool: hey kibum, I have something special
kibum: what?
hanwool: DDONG CHIM!!!
kibum: oh F#CK !!
hanwool: you better run :D
kibum: what?
hanwool: DDONG CHIM!!!
kibum: oh F#CK !!
hanwool: you better run :D
by thataznperson August 7, 2011
Get the ddong chim mug.A catchphrase made by League of Legends player Michael Santana. The phrase is now spammed by his fans in livechats, after he first used it in a twitter post in June stating, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers
by choi minho November 26, 2013
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