Brim distance defines how far away from another man's face you can get, before it's considered "homo". When you're in a fight, and two men get "all up in each other's face", they can only get so close, before it gets intimate. This distance is measured by "brim distance". If you are wearing a hat (59fifty is recommended for maximum distance) and your brim is touching the other man's forehead, then that's within brim distance and "no homo". However, if you are any close than brim distance, it just became sexual.
Person 1: What did you just call me!?!?
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.
by Conor Davidson June 01, 2009
completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
by Jake March 06, 2004
During the COVID-19 pandemic, ways to see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing or sitting 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. It is different from rationalized distancing because the people doing it think they are clever and beating the system. They don’t need to explain themselves. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules
Those 10 kids who met in the parking lot and practiced creative distancing by staying in their cars all have COVID and gave it to their entire families.
by Macblue April 23, 2020
A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation
Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty
by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013
The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.
by Murray the K July 27, 2020
During the COVID-19 pandemic, when you see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. These people are practicing creative distancing, but it is slightly different because people who practice rationalized distancing think it’s okay because they list the precautions they had taken and will argue with those who don’t agree with them—it was only five minutes, they sat 6 feet apart, we monitored their behavior, it was just a playdate, the only other place we go is the grocery store, I’m healthy, we’re all healthy. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules.
Joe met up with his two brothers at his house and practiced rationalized distancing by saying it was okay because they only met for 10 minutes. Now, all three brothers and their entire families have Coronavirus.
by Macblue April 23, 2020