Crohns Disease

Crohns disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease that occurs in the intestines. Living with this untreated is a real bitch, and I had to because doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me until they decided to stick a camera up my ass. Symptoms I experienced were intense stomach pain after eating that felt like I was digesting rocks, zero apatite, and constant fatigue that ultimately leads to feeling like shit all the time. It sucks, but once diagnosed and put on treatment it just becomes an annoyance.

Person: Hey, you seem tired and haven't eaten much all day. You okay?
Me: Yeah, It's just Crohns Disease.

by Paul Oh June 9, 2014

Ball Disease

1. Is a pandemic that affects not only men but also women. It is a debilitating condition that is caused by your significant other destroying you from the inside out day by day. Until you lack the fortidude to carry on. Sadly once you are destroyed from the inside out, the main side effect of Ball disease is Marriage.
2. When you are unable to muster up the confidence to go speak to some one of the opposite sex.

Def #1.

Allen: I asked her to Marry me!
Jeff: WTF is wrong with you? Sounds like you have a pretty bad case of Ball Disease...

Def#2
David: Man you should go talk to her, shes been giving you the fuck me eyes all night.
Tony: Well... I would, but...
David: Whats that? Oh thats right you have the BALL DISEASE.

by Justification July 6, 2010

Dreamer's Disease

First mentioned in the song "You Get What You Give" by the band New Radicals. It is a disease common among young people. Symptoms include: perseverance, optimism, self-belief, staying true to yourself, going for your dreams, enjoying your life, not caring what people think, and believing that if you give you will be rewarded.

Danny: Why is he being so optimistic, he has so much to do and has nothing to be happy about?

Greg: It's because he's got Dreamer's Disease.

by PixieStyxx March 1, 2017

Kenny Disease

This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.

Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)

by stratman42 September 21, 2009

Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

Kenos Disease

Having already spent at least 8 months on a level, but needing to readjust your muscle memory to fit the needs of another version of the same level.

Ex: Playing Kenos, then struggling on Sakupen Hell

“The wave that is slower than the other wave is too hard because of my muscle memory. Help. Suffering with Kenos Disease guys.” -Npesta

by megr__ April 15, 2021

the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.

We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.

by MoFo2 January 29, 2006