Dick cheese 

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

Dick cheese by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

dick cheese 

what happens when you dont fucking wash your shit

i have a major case of dick cheese because i only use axe body spray!

dick cheese by 696-969-6969 November 3, 2020

Dick Cheese 

Creamy, Disgusting ass shit on uncut guys. You a nasty ass nigga if you have it

Hey, Did you here what happened to Sheila? She went over to blow Anthony and got a mouth of dick cheese.

Dick Cheese by The_Streets Inc. November 12, 2020

Dick Cheese 

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

Dick Cheese by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Dick Cheese 

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

Dick Cheese by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Dick Cheese 

Seasoning that builds up to add flavor to blowjobs

Girl 1- He has dick cheese
Girl 2- Ooooooo flavoring

Dick Cheese by Ass and dicks December 15, 2020

dick cheese 

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

dick cheese by heyy :))) December 20, 2020