Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

Oral dick cheese

When a woman sucks off a dirty sweaty man she gets oral dick cheese..

I gave that girl Becky some of my oral dick cheese

by The Taytanic April 9, 2017

Dick cheese pizza

When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020

Asian dick cheese

A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno

You ate my asian dick cheese that's not cottage cheese you filthy fuck

by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019

Dick-Cheese Pirate

A Dick Cheese Pirate is one who deeply enjoys pirating dick cheese for their own personal use

guy1: what is cody doing?
guy2: being a greasy dick-cheese pirate.
guy1: figures...

by jloedistsew March 22, 2010

hobo dick cheese

When a hobo is so thirsty for sex he carves out genitals from cheese and uses it on himself

He hobo dick cheesed himself

by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017

dick for cheese

A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.

Adrian, Bevan, Lee, Will and Craig are all dick for cheese.

by Jon-E-Boi August 3, 2006