National Suck Dick Day

On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !

oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.

by officialrealnigga June 21, 2018

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

Kick Dick Day

On October 14th every female has the right to kick some dicks, no matter who, or when.

April shouted, “Hey Sophie! Today is KICK DICK DAY! Now we get to have revenge on your cheating ex!”
“YASSS April! He’s gonna pay!”

by RevengeDates22345 October 13, 2020

National grab dick day

Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty

Stop you weirdos

National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something

by anonymous November 27, 2021

touch a boy dick day

it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day

walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.

*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"

by anongirl1305 May 25, 2018

National grab dick day

The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!

Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!

by Salchi October 02, 2018