STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
by alexdog69 April 30, 2006
Get the DIBmug. a slang term for the euphoric and spinal fludid draining drug xtc. came from officer dibble and was shortened as chief gurners cant say dibble without laughing intensly.
by deathznow September 12, 2006
Get the dibsmug. Dibs stands for 'Delicious Information Berries' wich refers to any piece of information ever that can be found freely or 'harvested'.
by Dralios May 7, 2009
Get the dibsmug. DIB(S) (Acronymn)
Directly Means "Deranged Incest Babies"
It's a Urban Name for People of the Christion Religion
Directly Means "Deranged Incest Babies"
It's a Urban Name for People of the Christion Religion
by DerangedIncestBaby August 2, 2007
Get the DIBSmug. DIBs (Dead in Barracks): Its what happens when you live in close quarters with someone who posts totally inappropriate, hurtful and un-true things about you on the internets and you kills them for doing it!!!!
Person 1: Look up your last name
Person 2: Okay....(does it).....Hey thats mean and un-true
Person 1: What're you gonna do about it?
Person 2: I'll kill you in barracks, then you'll be DIBs!!
Person 2: Okay....(does it).....Hey thats mean and un-true
Person 1: What're you gonna do about it?
Person 2: I'll kill you in barracks, then you'll be DIBs!!
by Shadow09 February 6, 2010
Get the DIBsmug. A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.
"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"
by WordSwain February 16, 2015
Get the Pussy Dibsmug. A group of (male) friends is at a party to check out some girls. Whoever spots a pretty girl first can "call dibs" on her. That way he can make sure none of his buddies would make a movie on her.
by maxoO June 12, 2006
Get the call dibsmug.