zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

by antoniown January 19, 2011

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011

fair deuce

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

that's what SHE said

fair deuce

by Moccus January 8, 2009

twilight deuce

also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.

although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.

by kirk November 22, 2004

chuckin the deuce

To throw your hand up to hail someone or greet a friend done by throwing your hand up showing the peace sign backwards.
Originally from Houston,Texas.

Nigga I was rolling down in the turning lane chuckin the deuce at the homies.

by ty ty May 14, 2006

What the deuce?

Used in Sir Arther Conan Doyles' Sherlock Holmes. Can be seen in Adventures of Sherlock Homles which was first published in Strand Magazine in late 1800's

"That familiar chap is giving me weird looks. What the deuce? is he up to?"

by Bryan North November 16, 2006