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degrood

Is the act done after sex when the female is asleep. The male fills a balloon with his sperm and as the female is still sleeping carefully inserts the sperm filled balloon into the females vagina with the tied end of the balloon facing out of the vagina. So then the next time some one sits in her lap the balloon explodes, completely drenching what ever she is wearing. This method can be use as a way to prank your girlfriend if she is cheating on you.
"Aw man last night I had sex with the math teacher and guess what when sat on her lap she came like crazy."

"Oh her husband probably just degrooded her."
"Aw what"

"Yeah sorry man but that's what probably happened"
by Mega Zeppelin July 7, 2014
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Deprousing

When a person, place, or situation is both depressing and arousing. Usually fits when a person is lonely af, AKA having the best sexual experience in his life attributed to his WAIFU body pillow.
Guy 1: Hey man, this flashlight I bought on Amazon was FUCKING amazing! You should totally get it!

Guy 2: Man, that shit’s DEPROUSING. Unlike you, I actually taste the real poontown with my dingerwenus.
by HikaDika April 23, 2018
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Debroderant

A hypothetical cosmetic product containing an active ingredient intended to ward off "bros."
Steve, please tell me you didn't forget the debroderant again!!!...we sure don't need another Bluetooth speaker and PBR tallboy fest like at Wet Beaver Canyon....golly gee can those bros ruin the wilderness...
by Clairesteve July 13, 2018
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Degrominate

To basically handcuff someone so badly that they couldn't score in a Mexican whorehouse if they had a Visa Gold or Black Amex in their mouth.
Man, my buddy degrominated me so much last night at the club by acting like such a clown. Oh, unrelated, DeGrom pitched 2 hit ball again over 7 innings last night. The other guys didn't even sniff home plate.
by The other dude's neighbor's nd September 26, 2019
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Debrosha

Debrosha is that bitch. She loves music. Loves to dance like a maniac. Loves animals and will most likely have your back. Just depends on who you are. She also has the best friend group in the school. If you make her mad you will be in a living hell.
Hey did you see that hawt girl? I think her name is Debrosha. Should i go talk to her? She is so badass. Damn can i marry her. Oh shit i think she has a boyfriend. Mmm no kidding she's gorgeous!
by Carlotta Dawn August 25, 2020
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Delroy

A person, usually a guy, who appears capable of carrying out a task assigned to him, states he is capable, in fact, maybe even brag he is capable, but who fails miserably, and secretly perhaps even covets the negative attention from the failure
Dude is such a Delroy! Even a douchebag could have gotten everything on this shopping list for the party. Epic fail again and where did all the money we gave him go? He was short on the cash, and claimed he lost receipts. A Delroy can't be trusted to do shit.
by sarasplayroom.com November 7, 2009
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Deprogrammed

People don't need to be programmed, they need to be deprogrammed usually. Get with the deprogram, not the program.
Can anybody get this man deprogrammed so he will be all right?
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018
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