Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 22, 2017

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Derek

Always crashes his car.

Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?

by Wu CHun Yip March 22, 2016

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Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.

"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."

by Cellularwhore January 8, 2010

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Derek

A short, big dude that doesn't know when to shut up. He can make funny jokes at the wrong time and offend someone when he is just kidding. He likes being told the truth even if it hurts him but doesn't like to hurt girls feelings. At times he can be super sweet mostly to his friends. He typically has many friends yet only two or three he actually trusts. He is very passionate about music yet he tends to use the instrument for other purposes including annoying people

Everyone laughed at Derek's random joke in band

by Lady_Uchiha June 4, 2017

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