When a kid from south Boston wants to move into the suburbs but his portfolio crashes and forces him to drink Tito’s and lemonade.
by R Kerr F May 27, 2020

by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020

Friend: Hey man where are you from?
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
Friend #2: I'm from Denmark, and you?
Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you
by hepno September 6, 2022

The Queen of Denmark is the rebel queen that broke the rules for the deputy commander, Lee Joong-chan, to take her lover, and to give her his love in return, the Queen of Denmark exists in every century, as someone else, and she meets her lover, in different ways as he reaches to her heart, and he will always be there
Nika: Yo Lee if you were the queen of Denmark now, who would be your lover?
Lee: …
Lee: Lee Joongchan
Nika: no, seriously
Lee: ok
Lee: Lee Chan
Lee: …
Lee: Lee Joongchan
Nika: no, seriously
Lee: ok
Lee: Lee Chan
by thequeenofdenmark August 13, 2018

A land that is very similar to Sweden, Norway and Iceland. Only diffrence is that Denmark is a gay land. The pride flag symbolises it's current political state. It's a very gay country. Don't go there. You will get your head beheaded or you'll be forced to be a niggergayretardfag.
"Hey were did you go this summer?"
"Oh, I went to Faggetland, or as it's not so common called, Denmark."
"Oh, I went to Faggetland, or as it's not so common called, Denmark."
by vicktorsuckkuk September 4, 2018

by Schweden Schweden November 29, 2020

supposedly a country in Europe, Denmark is a famed mythical land whose existence was disproved by genius Italian scientists during renaissance, despite this many people still believe that Denmark is a real place.
person 1: Denmark looks like a nice place, I want to go there
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
person 2: you can't. Denmark isn't real
by Denmark denier July 25, 2023
