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Rotten in Denmark

'You have a Dick!! God damnit, I knew something was Rotten In Denmark when you said you were Russian.'
by Beardy6991 April 3, 2008
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Going to Denmark

Codeword for having sex so other attentive listeners do not catch on to the underlying message of the conversation. Other destinations can be used instead of Denmark to symbolise different sexual activities such as Canada or London (Foreplay and kissing respectively). A person can also be taken to Denmark unwillingly in which case it can be expressed as 'getting kidnapped to Denmark'.
See that guy over there? I'm going to Denmark with him soon
by samsamuels November 7, 2010
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Crown Princess Mary of Denmark

Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly January 1, 2007
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Going to Denmark

Going to denmark is an actual saying made popular for the relative ease of the process that is getting a sex change while in denmark. Of all places in the world Denmark offers the best doctors at the best price with the easiest acceptance rate of sex changes. For this reason when someone is going to get a sex change they would most probably go to denmark.
Oh you did here jimmy became jamie, he "went to denmark: last year.

or if you dont like someone you could say, "hey you go to denmark" you puffta!

the action of the sex change is refered to as "going to denmark"
by Not in denmark August 6, 2006
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Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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State of Denmark

Imaginary place, taken as an analogue of the current world. Can me used as a metaphor to describe both current events and a current place
There's something rotten in the State of Denmark - said when something doesn't seem quite right

All's good in the State of Denmark - When you're all good
by BBoy Dalek February 8, 2005
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Hetalia Denmark

A literal puppy. The best Hetalia character. I’m not a simp, but if he wanted all of my life savings let’s just say I would not have my life savings.

Anyway. He has spiky hair, blue eyes, and is typically seen in a red and black outfit and boots. In fanon, he is often seen with freckles. (Whoever started the Denmark has freckles ily so much <33)

This man did reverse puberty in the Hetalia English dub. We don’t know why is voice actor left but he did. He’s Norway’s best friend. Norway might seemed annoyed by him, but as pointed out the two are almost always together. He has always said in Lets enjoy! Lets get excited! Cheers! that he considers Sweden to be one of his best friends, and misses the old times. He also has proudly said that he raised Iceland.

Anyway ily Mathias
Friend: You are a Hetalia Denmark simp.
Me: No I just enjoy his existence.
Friend: Ohhh ok
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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