When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion
Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019
the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 06, 2024
by Evinrood June 15, 2021
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
A delusion of egomania, akin to the narcissitic protagonist of the film Birdman, a failed actor who tries to bridge the gap between his hopes and his sad reality - the life he aspires to and the life he has.
"Jennifer is having a Birdman Delusion - she's writing a one woman play on middle-class singletons in NYC."
by Notorious L.O.Z. February 25, 2015
An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?
Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...
Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020