Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

declan lange

A sexy smoking guy who thinks he is and is top shit
The best at everything and is the hottest guy in the world... Everyone loves him, women want him and men want to be him. He has a huge cock and a sexy six pack!

Hey Declan Langeu have sexy abs

by One of his many lovers.... February 3, 2014

declench

The act of relaxing your ass muscles when you take a dump

I got into the cubicle, dropped my pants and but was unable to declench because someone was in the other cubicle having noisy sex.

by fobzwonkle April 15, 2010

declanaire

Someone who is rich in money, friends, and awesomeness.

My friend is a declanaire, he became one right after he got that last friend on facebook.

by The Dude-man-bro October 13, 2010

Declan

Has half a head

Declan where's the rest of Ur head gone?

by Dickbumpoo July 1, 2019

Declan

He is a very loyal friend. He is sometimes annoying but he doesn’t care what people think about him. He is cute and has a big brain. He is a very smart person but can hurt you if you mess with his friends. He is very outgoing and strong physically and mentally.

Declan is the best

by Sickskier October 25, 2019

Decland

A good friend with a super silly sense of humor but very wise. Offers tons of good advice and a good supporter. In general an amazingly sweet funny person. Don't get them mad tho, they have a bit of a temper

"Hey did you talk to Decland recently?"
"Yeah he gave me some good advice on life"

by Username_isnt_here March 28, 2018