A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.
Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).
Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."
Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).
Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."
by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009
Get the Deckmug. 1: Last night I totally decked him when he called me a slut.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.
2: He said he loved me. And then I decked him; him in the good sense.
by plumski09 December 21, 2008
Get the Deckmug. Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.
by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008
Get the Deckmug. a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.
>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<
>>deck<<
by john p. crispens February 8, 2008
Get the deckmug. when she went to hit the ball she fell and decked herself
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy
by kinkyboots September 2, 2006
Get the deckmug. The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh
Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"
by yowussup September 29, 2010
Get the Deckingmug. TR-909, MC-303, SR-16, DR-3
by The Big Tim September 2, 2005
Get the deckmug.