Darren

A fuck with a small member and nobody likes him... He secretly likes other men.

No one likes small dicks... Aw poor Darren.

by Rillian Jock January 2, 2012

Darren

Is most likely a sex addict

"Hey have you seen Darren?"

"Oh, the sex addict? Yeah he's at that orgy"
"Of course he is"

by NotrealnameDuh June 8, 2019

Darren Criss

An hobbit from Starkid Productions, and lover of Chris Colfer, an God who portrays sassy Kurt Hummel on hit Tv drama Glee

Miarren Shipper: Darren Criss Loves Mia

Friend 1: CRISSCOLFER IS ON!!

Friend 2: *punches miarren shipped in face*

by Ryan 'crisscolfer' Murphy February 10, 2013

darlens

Darlens is a type of person who is nice and caring for others he apparently is the best boyfriend

Wow darlens is the best

by Ghost kidd February 25, 2018

Darren

A guy who seldom responds to your messages.

That's so Darren of you to leave my messages on read.

by Stacy with the good hair April 17, 2018

Darfense

Darfense is playing Soccer defense the right way! A Darfender scores on defense and runs the whole pitch on defense while breaking ankles.
Darfenders take penalty kicks... And score them.

Darfenders are the best Soccer players without a doubt.

“Coach, I’m just gonna play darfense instead m’kay?”

“I’m a darfender so I play everything.”

by TotallyNotDarvin October 11, 2019

Darren

Trendy ass father with a lot of swag

Wow I just met a Darren he is legitimate

by johnoe December 29, 2020