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The Ribbon Dancer 

When a male wiggles his penis while ejaculating so rather than coming out in a straight line, the semen is expelled in a squiggly fashion. Commonly used when cumming onto a girl's face to sneak it into her hair or eyes.
She kept telling me to cum on her so I gave her the ribbon dancer.

I was quite proud when I went from a houdini into ribbon dancer into a sad clown into a mushroom stamp.
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exotic dancer 

The nice or politcally correct word for a stripper. It doesn't make sense because their is nothing exotic about taking off your clothes and grinding on a pull. I'm not hating on strippers you gotta do what you gotta do to make your money. I'm just saying the term extoic dancer doesn't make complete sense.
Just call it what it is, stripping. Exotic dancer is just a nicer way of putting it. A lot of people use it as a way to make money and get by so I'm not hating on them, everyone has to make their money somehow.
exotic dancer by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Clunge Dancer 

One of the female species that likes to thrust the clunge on the dancefloor whilst wearing nothing to cover the clunge.
"Look at Steve on the Dancefloor. He's with the Clunge Dancer and she's rubbin it all up him!"
Clunge Dancer by PR1C3Y April 23, 2009

Tiny Dancer 

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj, one part cranberry juice. Garnish with lime.
2.) A song by recording artist Elton John.
I'll have another Tiny Dancer and don't forget the fucking lime this time.
Tiny Dancer by sparkles January 20, 2003

dick dancer 

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"
That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.
dick dancer by abooboo December 19, 2005

Tiny Dancer 

"Tiny Dancer" is the name given to (and used when spoken about in public or otherwise) the 1/2 erection that can be grabbed at the base and twirled around, thus becoming a "tiny dancer."
"So who wants to go play frisbee?"
"I do, but wait until my Tiny Dancer goes away."
Tiny Dancer by Marc Snitzer August 22, 2006

metro dancer 

basically the best kind of dancer you will ever see in your life. if she's from bergen county, new jersey, she's from Metro Dance...Lynn's and Anita's can suck it because they have nothing on us.
Check out those girls! They're definitely metro dancers!