Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.
I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!
by cubeboy August 07, 2011
Get the Soviet Danish mug.

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.
by AloePants June 07, 2016
Get the Danish tubing mug.

stank danish

1)a vagina that may be dirty, stinky, worn out, or not-so-fresh. It has been like that for so long, it just doesn't stink it stank (|)

2)the past tense of stink danish
Vicki Raimondi got a stank danish, I heard Parris fucked her...
by molten May 07, 2004
Get the stank danish mug.

Danish Curveball

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.
by Slightly_Mad March 02, 2004
Get the Danish Curveball mug.

danish potato

n. When one takes a dump in his or her underwear and wraps it up, then putting it in a sleeping friend's mouth.
"Dude, you have got to stop giving me danish potatoes. I can't handle it."
by MrMuffin May 01, 2006
Get the danish potato mug.

strawberry danish

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen
by Paul Pereira June 17, 2004
Get the strawberry danish mug.

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.
Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart
by lordpoptart November 24, 2015
Get the danish poptart mug.