dad

manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.

Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
dad; Think of Joan Crawford but the male version "no more wire hangars"
by Angry@men November 3, 2010
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Dad

The replacement name for "bro" to call your best friend of whom you have a fatherly bond.
Guy number 1: "Holy shit, Dad! That was the best trick mcthing I've ever seen!"

Guy number 2: "Thanks, son."
by EspritDC September 1, 2011
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Dad

The guy who left for cigarettes ten years ago but never came back
by NIGGER NUGGET October 24, 2018
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dad

Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!

Me: What are talking about?

Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!

Me: What's asshole.com?

Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!

Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?

Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005
mugGet the dadmug.

a dad

something furries don't have
alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"
by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022
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Dad

Something that comes but won’t come back he will go to the milk store
Dad left 15 years ago
by I’m Jesus god December 30, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

Dad

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.
by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019
mugGet the Dadmug.

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