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Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.
Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.
by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024
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Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date
My parents met while running cumple solos
by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025
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El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.
"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"
by Jack Shack September 28, 2017
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bribish cumpyre

the idea of setting your cum on fire
to protect your perfect angelic ideology
The powerful empire turn to the perfect bribish cumpyre.
by sinrlifemattrs November 11, 2025
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