Cumple

A cumple is when an ingrown hair becomes exposed to semen, which in turn causes an infection that produces a “whitehead” similar to a pimple.

Upon returning from a dad’s camping trip Justin noticed a sore on his upper lip that he determined to be a cumple due to an ingrown hair on his face coming into contact with semen.

by Father John Cisty May 21, 2024

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

El Cumpleaños

A nighmare-ish beast that steals days and brings darkness to us all.

"Oh fuck, it's El Cumpleaños! He's gonna steal our days!?!"

by Jack Shack September 28, 2017

feliz cumpleaños!

Felix is eating crumbs on the floor

Happy Birthday and wish you feliz cumpleaños!

by Heavy one June 7, 2022

bribish cumpyre

the idea of setting your cum on fire
to protect your perfect angelic ideology

The powerful empire turn to the perfect bribish cumpyre.

by sinrlifemattrs November 11, 2025