shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 7, 2015

peep the croc

look at my friggen croc

"Hey jim"
"Sup tom, peep the croc"

by babsnrex July 24, 2017

croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015

croc bottom

When one has hit rock bottom so hard, that one wears crocs

Guy 1: Have you seen Jacob's shoes since he lost his job?

Guy 2: Yeah it looks like he finally hit croc bottom

by LNMK August 8, 2012

Croc-Kink

A person and/or being that is attracted to the shoe brand Crocs. This may seem unusual but it is quite common and is seen in 10/10 Kirishimas.

Kirishima had told Bakugou about his Croc-Kink and now he is sitting on the driveway with Fifty Shades of Crocs

by nneojbok4 July 19, 2018

Croc Pot

When you and a group of your closest mates gather around a croc sandal and each viciously fuck a hole on the sandal. After a few of you cum its just some meat marinating in its juices hence the name croc pot.

"Hey wanna gather the bois and do a croc pot?"

"Hell Yeah!!"

by Unoriginaltwat January 7, 2020