Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.
"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."
by Emperor Zoltan August 08, 2008
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Crippling depression

this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
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Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.
"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
by YGproductions May 25, 2017
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Cripple sticks

Person one- anyone wanna use my crutches
Person two- I would but I don’t wanna break your cripple sticks
by Starburst jellybean February 08, 2022
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Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.
by Impaler118 February 09, 2017
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crippled nigger

A black man that thought sleeping with my daughter was a good idea..
Look at that crippled nigger he must of tried banging Johnny's daughter
by Clan anonymous February 02, 2016
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