Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.
John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."
by ItsInu January 13, 2023
Get the tour cratermug. A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014
Get the Lady Cratermug. When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
by krillia June 29, 2021
Get the Mississippi crater mudslidemug. The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
Get the Monk Cratermug. by Crater clit September 22, 2016
Get the crater clitmug. A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010
Get the crater twatmug. Irregular form/heightened form of great - Meaning to be "super-awesome" or "more than epic". Used mostly in Iceland because they grow up in craters.
by TheGrebhahn July 11, 2018
Get the cratermug.