craigslist tourettes

Roofied so bad you develop tourette's

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes

by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018

Craigslisted

When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.

Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".

Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"

by Mustacheman October 7, 2013

to Craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.

IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.

by Sexydimma June 8, 2013

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

Craigslist throatcunt

The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.

I am a 32 year old man and I need another man to come fuck me in my Craigslist throatcunt.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 29, 2015

craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist

have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for'probably doesn't want to talk to you

by Sexydimma February 28, 2015

craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way

1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!

by G7291 October 15, 2018